Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 26, 2011
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No Carey Christmas

It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"
I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.
by DeiOlympi December 10, 2023
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Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.
"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"
by Captain Benjamin November 04, 2020
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christmas sausage

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.
by HillshireFarms November 24, 2018
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Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.
Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!
by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020
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Christmas Eyes

When someone with green eyes gets so high the combination of the red and green looks like Christmas colors.
Damn, the weed is so good bro got Christmas eyes.
by sxnuba June 02, 2023
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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
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