Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

by Maya Butreeks May 07, 2021

Pokémon card

a nude photo

look at all the pokémon cards I’ve collected

by September 27, 2021

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 02, 2024

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 24, 2023

Card

Virginity

Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!

by Angelina S. July 27, 2019

Card

Usually made with thin cardboard. It can be designed any way you want.

Hey Mike, Can I borrow your playing Cards?

by TheWordFinder January 22, 2021