Cap

Something someone says that EVERYONE knows is a BIG ASS LIE. Usually used to try to flex by FIBBING. You can tell cap apart from no-cap by just seeing what the person who said it looks like, or if it's just completely unreasonable.

Person 1: "Hey guys I just landed a bottle flip from the top of the Twin Peaks.
Person 2: "THAT'S CAP BRO!"
Person 3: "STOP THE CAP!"
The Karen: "ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP! I'M CALLING THE MANAGER!"
Person 2 and 3: "NAHHHHH FAM THAT'S CAP!"

by the no-capper March 27, 2022

CAP

Christian American Princess.

That girl Meadow is such a CAP! She's so spoiled

by Sadie Katz October 13, 2019

Cap

That little slice of heaven they get from the tip of your penis when you're a baby

Mom: doctor can you do the operation to remove my son's cap

You're straight cappin(aka: you're uncircumcised)

by Master Cheef February 19, 2022

cap

I've got a conundrum here. Cap=lie so I'm looking for the opposite. If false is cap, what's true?

yo that’s cap i didn’t fuck the dog

yo that’s _____ i *DID* fuck the dog 🐕

by I'm a real person, I swear June 21, 2022

cap

When someone lie to yo

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"What's Anime?"
"aNimE iS a Tv prOGrAm"
"Stop the cap moma"

by ReikaJustice February 02, 2021

Cap

A lie or a joke.

Chad: "Yo, your girlfriend gave Kyle a BJ"

Jake: "Cap!"

by Average South Park Enjoy April 06, 2023

cap

drives a toyota tacoma 2022

he drives a cap.

by uknowutspoppin March 09, 2022