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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
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You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video
"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"
by insertceo August 3, 2022
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Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022
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Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.
Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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