Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 07, 2021
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Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.
- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?
by H4ppyF4ce August 04, 2021
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house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009
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titty book

a book of titties; or a simple non-titty-associated book: the word is usually used between the hours of 2 am and 6 am, although excessive usage may lead to addiction to the term
This titty book is so hard to read!
by squiderm June 04, 2007
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thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.
go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.
by sams2500 December 09, 2023
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Book Addict

Someone who is a hopeless romantic and loves reading. They read spicy or soft romances and want what the characters have. They haven’t had a stable relationship in a while
Oh look! She is a book addict! She is already reading Twisted book 4!!
by Loreleigilm0r3 November 03, 2023
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book addict

A person who cannot stop reading and is in love with so many fictional characters (that all die in the end btw) that they cannot count
My friend Joan is a book addict
by sexcgod April 16, 2021
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