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Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s
Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke
by Adam2356 February 18, 2020
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Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
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Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
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Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.
'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008
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damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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