Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

by Written words July 6, 2016

Wanic Attack

A weed-induced panic attack.

That dab gave me a wicked wanic attack.

by ShuShuShuHulia November 7, 2016

Dick Attacker

A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard

Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker

by This pseudonym December 18, 2016

beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

by Whip that b February 6, 2017

Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

by Katyab February 26, 2017

gazi attack

When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.

This faggor gazi attacked me

by Phatfatnibbas March 18, 2017

fanboy attack disorder

When a fanboy experiences several different attacks while or even after the thing that caused the attack happens. Usual symptoms are wheezing, squealing, yelling, and crying for long periods of time. Usually people who experience this will also think of what they were fanboying about for long periods of time and can come out anywhere. Also FBAD is the acronym of it.

I'm pretty sure I have Fanboy Attack Disorder (FBAD). I watched the new Supernatural episode and I can't stop wheezing, yelling, squeling, and crying.

by SaltGunner4Life October 28, 2017