(noun) person who believes conspiracy theories from 9/11 being an inside job to the Covid-19 virus being a biologic weapon. They aren't generally gullible, but they believe most conspiracy theories.
Person1: "Dude! I'm being serious! 9/11 was an inside job! The american government wanted a pretext to invade Iraq: think of all the petrol they got out of it!"
Person2: "Man, stop being such an aless, fr."
Person2: "Man, stop being such an aless, fr."
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Aleksandro is the name of real ninja who will always have your back. A nickname could be aleks. Aleksandros are warriors who like eating Nutella.
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As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
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