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brandon

a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.
"stop being such a brandon"
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brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.
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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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brandon carmen

someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only
trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date

brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017
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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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Brandon Rosales

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.
by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
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