Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
by HakFather October 29, 2022
"Do you know Billy?"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"
by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 04, 2018
The sexual act of chugging a fifth of Admiral Nelson, then motorboating a busty woman within a half hour of her being tittyfucked by two other gentlemen
"I was so tanked last weekend after the baseball game, I scored a willy winter white out with that Mary chick. Glazed my beard for a day."
by GATEZ8 December 02, 2014
basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D
hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:
''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
by toootyfruity May 11, 2009
by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 19, 2022
On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
by Kacklemore April 12, 2019
by Dera C and Zach B October 10, 2004