small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.

"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017

personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

Kim psychotic personality

A mental illness that is marked by paranoia, antisocial personality, narcissism, and sadism. The North Korean dictatorial Kim family are the first ones to be diagnosed with such mental illness.

Kim psychotic personality runs in the family and is easily spread by years of desensitization, brainwashing, and other factors.

by Yobberson June 21, 2017

coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017

3rd Person Fuckboy

Is where a person is unknowingly a fuckboy yet goes around calling out other fuckboys and saying how much of a fuckboy they are while being a fuckboy.

"He's a fuckboy and doesn't even know it yet. He's stuck in 3rd Person Fuckboy POV."

by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.

Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.

by jwwhitej October 23, 2013