by hkooolong cha May 20, 2023
The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
by RightNowRN February 02, 2024
shut the fuck up mo forious, or I'll bust a cap in your ass!
by Big Bunny February 24, 2005
faux-mo pronounced fomo meaning false or fake (faux) motivation (mo) achieved through some type chemical stimulant to cause activity that is not achieved through natural desire. An induced active state using a fake substance such as drugs or stimulants caffeine sugar pep pills amphetamine cocaine energy drinks Ritalin Some hallucinogenics can bring on a motivated mind set depending on the persons brain chemistry. (not to be confused with the dyslexic word fomo aka fucker mother)
by writenaked September 08, 2016
Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX, 墨香铜臭) is a pseudonym for a very popular Danmei author. MXTX has written 3 novels and is working on a fourth, MoDao ZuShi, (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation,) Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing,) and SVSSS (Scum Villain's Self Saving System.)
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.
by xonuxonu May 31, 2024