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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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violent jerks

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.
by Half case March 5, 2021
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Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.
I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!
by mckwistonator July 26, 2022
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jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011
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Jerk

Slang another word for calling someone stupid unintelligent or someone who u dislike

Literal definition: to move or cause a jerk his head jerked
Jerk
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021
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