Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
Get the from my cold, dead heartmug. by InLoveWithThem November 23, 2021
Get the heartmug. Antoine: "why are you crying in the corner Emanuel?"
Emanuel: "Aida left me, my heart aches so bad"
Antoine: "Man the fuck up bitch ass PUSSY HEART.. her pussy stank!"
Emanuel: "Aida left me, my heart aches so bad"
Antoine: "Man the fuck up bitch ass PUSSY HEART.. her pussy stank!"
by liluziskrrrt November 7, 2019
Get the pussy heartmug. A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*
Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).
Mom: no I am not!
Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.
Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*
Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).
Mom: no I am not!
Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.
Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*
Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
Get the heart childmug. An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.
In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.
by abooklovernevergoestobedalone October 10, 2016
Get the heart crushingmug. Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”
by Danniella_is_kewl October 10, 2019
Get the Heart eyesmug. Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
Get the Shit on my heartmug.