Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?

Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?

Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021

k@i

A HOTASS BITCH THAT I WANT TO LINK WITH PLEASE

"Holy shit k@i, you fine asf"

by bhbjrdfgskhubj September 30, 2020

Cognitive IED

An Improvised Epistemic Device, A linguistic trap that detonates in discourse disrupting rational flow.

That asshole, keeps dropping Cognitive IEDs, designed to put me off track, gets my thinking all over the place, and force my argumensts into a completely different direction.

by BudgieMuscle1 August 25, 2025

I

Posts I still do…
Why?
I ask…
Maybe someday UD will come through…

For you to know…
I love you so…
I remind myself of the tree…
And how I know we are meant to be…

Wait…
I will…
For my heart …
To finally freely…
Sing…
YOU are my everything!!!
I love loving YOU…
More than anything!!!

by a dream and 💔 January 25, 2024