20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.
by Rikishi April 20, 2020
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When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012
Get the ri-double-dick-ulous mug.When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall
Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday
Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?
I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see
Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?
I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see
by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021
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A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019
Get the Small dick kiddie fucker mug.When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.
If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!
by Clitney October 16, 2018
Get the Sweet Potato Dick Casserole mug.Yes being NAKED and ready to be blown to KINGD0M CALM. as the ACTUARIAL MODEL SHOWED.
Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE.
It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.
50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....
MIRROR ON YOUR MND.
Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE.
It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.
50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....
MIRROR ON YOUR MND.
His BLOOD SISTER you think they will fly her in to receive temporarily ANAL ALAN the PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE like as children 6 years young as they compared how PINK THEIR ASSH0LES were on her bed in her bedroom by throwing their missionary position legs in the air TEEMING T0GETHER STINKY AND WHEN ALAN SPREAD HIS. SHE WENT OOOH!!!! BUTT ANAL ALAN delighted in seeing her ASSH0LE and the mirror that was mounted with clear bracket screws on the outside of SHAR0N'S BEDROOM DOOR and everytime the door was slammed the screws some would loosen and not only that ALAN I WALDMAN would look at his ASS FROM the bathroom MIIROR and the mounted view SHARON'S BEDR00M door mirror she say, "your always admiring your PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN showing your NAKED ass and yourself in my mirror as come to think of it , ALAN I WALDMAN still.does it to this day, ANYBODY ELSE look at their MOUNTED VIEW.
When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.
When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.
by DISTRAUGHT July 21, 2022
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