Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Man the bilge

Getting a yank job from another dude, but not in a gay way.

Terry volunteered to man the bilge while I shuffled and dealt the next hand.

by Fzzuy September 25, 2008

the purple man

If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M

Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.

by Therealmanpurple November 30, 2020

man on the streets

Mohamed Abdi better yet know as straight game aka game is game.

Don’t you know who he is? That’s the man on the streets

by moejoe02 December 27, 2018

Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

man length

An erect appendage, more commonly found on a man.

"The other day i saw a movie which consisted of various women sampling man length".

by b-sampler December 8, 2010