scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

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Shit Show 2.0

A group of absolute dumbasses who only care about posting memes and sending nukes.

Yo, did you see the sick shit posted in Shit Show 2.0 last night?

by brooketastic May 2, 2018

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I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

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A phrase used by someone who is discussing a concept (usually very difficult or extraordinary to the average person) that they have done so much that it has become very easy or simple to them and is no longer a big deal.

John: Damn Trey, I had no idea you could dunk like that.
Trey: Are you kidding? I flip that shit, Man!
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Dane: Yo, I was sweet-talking this broad so good last night dude. I know she had been wanting to fuck me after that. Yeah, I flip that shit!

by Winser the Penguin May 2, 2018

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shit slicks

Leaving behind shit stained undies all over the house.

God damn it Dave! Take care of your shit slicks yourself. For God's sake you are 35 years old! Far to old to be leaving shit slicks all over the house!

by MannyTanner May 3, 2018

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