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You: "Hey where'd that <incriminating object> come from?"
Her: "I dunno."
You: f'This reminds me of some shit from a movie. What the fuck, {self.girlfriend.name}?'
Her: "I dunno..."
You: "Nah we saw one like last week and it had this same incriminatory content and a suspect that had no real lines."
Her: "Oh yeah, I remember that."
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You: f'This reminds me of some shit from a movie. What the fuck, {self.girlfriend.name}?'
Her: "I dunno..."
You: "Nah we saw one like last week and it had this same incriminatory content and a suspect that had no real lines."
Her: "Oh yeah, I remember that."
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You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again
Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?
I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
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Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
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