Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Ask out a cameron day!

DECEMBER 7th
Ask out a cameron day

DO IT!!

Ask out a cameron day!
You:Hey, Cameron I have a question for you

HIM:What is it?
You:will you go out with me?
Him:Yes of course!!!

by SAMI_LOVES_CAMERON November 29, 2021

National make out day

National make out day October 4th 😌🤚🏼 Get your ass ready 😏 make out with anyone

Girl: omgggg!!! Is national make out day bsf

Bsf: omggg trueee!! Soo are u gonna make out today with Oscar ? 😏
Girl: omgg shhh 🤫 is a secret

by Freaky.bitch12 October 3, 2020

first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.

first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!

by CookieBeans February 18, 2024

Wonging out

Like getting flustered when you see someone really hot.

Omg did you see how good tommy from love island looked, I was wonging out.

by Magonx June 5, 2019

Shell-out Falter

The set of delaying tactics, mystified looking around moves and "where the hell's my wallet" self-frisking someone makes when they want you to pickup the check.

He's in a startup now and won't pay for anything, all he'll do is pull a Shell-out Falter on you.

by Ross Brunson November 30, 2011