two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Anti-shit

Next level shittiness

Damn, that was so shitty it was anti-shit level

by Lisa Sauce April 16, 2018

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

owie shit

An exclamation for surprise or excitement. Replaces "oh shit," "Damn!," "Holy fuck," etc.

Owie Shit that's a nice car.

by GCougar221 May 28, 2018

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

piece of shit

a piece of digested food

person A: hey you are a piece a shit

person B: k

person a suggested that the person is bad and and that he does not like him or her

piece of shit is therefore that you do not enjoy the individuals personality

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018