When something so good...
When u gotta think twice...
And den turn her round and give her dat...
Said idk how it happens but I.t fucked...
Say two pump chump didn’t cut it...
Den the third round turned round n my...
You gotta understand life ain’t the MAn
When u gotta think twice...
And den turn her round and give her dat...
Said idk how it happens but I.t fucked...
Say two pump chump didn’t cut it...
Den the third round turned round n my...
You gotta understand life ain’t the MAn
“Yooohoooo dog I den went and got the best _____ done indeed hit the stank wit two less in the tank”
“MAn under a spell said you out here swell huh”
“Naaaaaaahnahhh look I tryed but I can’t shake that _____”
“What’s her name by the way”
M.A.N
“MAn under a spell said you out here swell huh”
“Naaaaaaahnahhh look I tryed but I can’t shake that _____”
“What’s her name by the way”
M.A.N
by Nippi kay June 10, 2021
Get the MAnmug. A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.
Eden: My man!
Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE
Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE
by venus707 October 24, 2020
Get the my manmug. A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
Get the One Man Jokemug. It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.
Or
It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
Or
It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
by deathh70 October 18, 2025
Get the Two manmug. by Road man mark April 2, 2020
Get the Road man Markmug. When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
Get the Dead man walking.mug. Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
Get the Man Cactusmug.