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by SoninicTerror9 October 29, 2019
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Men rlly ain’t shit

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Dawoud cheated on me again, men rlly ain’t shit
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Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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Shit

is the bidirectional of amy.
Can you not make cake with the main ingredient made out of amy?
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023
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Shit

My wife caught me with dat hoe and now i'm in some shit
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