no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Bitch-Shit

Obscure UK slang for issues often associated with loose women who are often questionable, or otherwise unmanly behavior on the part of men who have relations with such women.

"Look, I get your a horny ladies man who thinks with his dick and cant much tell your ass from a hole in the ground, but I cant pity you for what you got yourself into because you have a real bitch-shit obsession with these types of women that always screw you over."

by fuzzbuts united May 27, 2025

Shit prep

Shit prep: is the meaning where you need a shit really bad because if you don't you will have PTSD and anxiety of shitting in night clubs because most toilets are not toilets it's walls we piss on

GUY1: Man needs a shit ya know...

GUY2: you should of SHIT PREP before we went out ya wasteman

by KyShite March 11, 2023

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

Shit Dropper

Shit Dropper is an old 1950’s slang used to describe a VERY gay man who enjoys being penetrated in his rear end. So much so that his asshole is always gaping, dropping little turds like an elderly citizen unable to control their back door. Sometimes gay men would even walk into a bar wearing diapers to show that they are a Shit Dropper.

That guy is a real Shit Dropper, look at those diapers!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024

Shit Baby

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019