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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
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Strautism Man

A stereotypical internet activist who obsessively constructs and attacks straw man arguments, often with a hyper-focused, almost autistic zeal. This keyboard warrior misrepresents opponents’ views to dunk on them, fueled by a mix of self-righteous fury and an inability to grasp nuance.
"Did you see that thread? Strautism Man was out here claiming everyone who likes pizza secretly hates freedom."
by LeftTitGout April 15, 2025
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Boss man beets

A poes! Someone who has a Klein piel. Is always kwaad.
by Super farmer April 16, 2025
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Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.
I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.
by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025
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Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.
"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett
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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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Man

1. a manservant or valet.
2. a vassal.
3. a group or person in a position of authority over others, such as a corporate employer or the police.
4. white people collectively regarded as the controlling group in society.
5. fortify the spirits or courage of.
6. used, irrespective of the sex of the person addressed, to express surprise, admiration, delight, etc., or for emphasis.
1. The wealthy gentleman always relied on his loyal put man to lay out his clothes and polish his shoes each morning.
2. In medieval times, a man was expected to serve his lord faithfully in exchange for protection and land.
3. "it was a vicarious way of powerless people being able to stick it to the Man"
4. "he urged that Black college athletes boycott the Man's Rose Bowl"
5. "he manned himself with dauntless air"
6. "man, what a show!"
by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025
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