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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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i Process Too Cinematically

I Process Too Cinematically
I Process Too Cinematically
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everything i dislike is a cult

Something smart people say when Atheists claim all Christians are bad people
DumbAtheists: Christianity is a Cult

Sane people: everything i dislike is a cult
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 3, 2021
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I Observe Too Cinematically

I Observe Too Cinematically
I Observe Too Cinematically
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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