An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
Get the Sperm-Whalingmug. by 123hiv September 3, 2018
Get the Fat fucking whalemug. When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020
Get the Whale's Vaginamug. A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
Get the whale shark unicornmug. by epik funni whale December 16, 2021
Get the epik funni whalemug. by ImAWhale135 April 19, 2018
Get the Whale Nationmug. by jamdunn October 21, 2011
Get the Dater whalemug.