thomas

a man who enjoys food, photographs well, enjoys smoking out of his bum bum, sees undead, and likes the taste of copper.

tom: hey man ate out a girl last night
sven; oh really why do you enjoy it so much
tom: i really am a thomas

by sdcardd February 17, 2021

Thomas

thomas has a patchy ass beard and will literally never shut up

shut the fuck up thomas

by lwlkalskdjfls October 25, 2018

thomas fisher

THOMAS FISHER is normally known as popular , THOMAS FISHER is casually named for a male , he is normally loved by girls but he has he's own type of girl somewhere in him.

Friend: you should get that girl.

Thomas Fisher: don't worry she's mine already.

by Cupcakes_are_yummy April 19, 2017

Nathan Thomas lee bartlett

Overall cool dude but when it comes to knowing a fucking thing about old navy is absolutely worthless and knows NOTHING

YABADABADO nathan Thomas lee Bartlett DONT KNOW OLD NAVY

by Natesucks March 19, 2023

thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u

Thomas Musket is a ranga

by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020

Thomas core

Thomascore: when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

A piano just fell on that guy’s head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 14, 2024