matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.

Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.

by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017

Matthew Augustus Woodworth

A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.

Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth

by MadhatterJ July 5, 2017

Matthew Pell

A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)

I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.

Matthew Pell is truly God's greatest gift.

by BeautifulVagina November 6, 2017

matthew louis

a man who suffers large traces of dumb. eats furballs for breakfast lunch and dinner

the kid is acting like a matthew louis

by jeffe jones April 20, 2018

Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.

"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."

by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018

matthew

An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.

Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.

by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017

Maura and Matthew

Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.

Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!

by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017