Jump

To ejaculate

I just jumped in my pants. Did you see that kid jump in the pool?

by Berdnerglar October 20, 2018

Jump

Gravity

Hey guys I'm jumping

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

jump

To scare girls away by trying to autistically pick them up.

- Bro he jumped four girls at Shibuya today.
- He’s an inspiration to us all.

by Olety December 18, 2018

Jump

The upward propulsion of your entire body, primarily with the force a swift muscle contraction of your legs creates, and/or without the gravitational pull downwards towards the surface/ground.

I jumped off the building

by CommieAlek April 29, 2021

jump

What pussies do when they know they’ll lose a fight.

“We’re gonna jump him”

by DickSuCker9002618 October 08, 2019

Jump

What to do when you see a bridge.

K imma jump. See u on the other side.

by AlphaLul November 08, 2019

jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward April 30, 2012