Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.

Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"

by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Group Party Thing

The act of participating in an extremely fun activity consisting of 3 or more people. Usually, a couple will be involved, in which the GIRLFRIEND to THE COUPLE does not agree with GROUP PARTY THING, but still decides to go along with her fellow mates desires.

Dude: Hey...would you like to go on a cruise????

Dudette: YES...I'VE ALWALYS WANTED TO GO ON A CRUISE!!!!!!!!!

Dude: Yeah...well let's make it a GROUP PARTY THING!

Dudette: Huh...Group...PARTY THING?!?!?

Dude: Yeah

Dudette: Ok...sounds cool, I'm down for anything...

by YUM7227 October 13, 2008

Thing-a-ma-nigga

massive veiny black cock that’s gonna steal yo bitch

the thing-a-ma-nigga belonging to jaQuavious slapped my bitch in the face

by BOBBILL101 May 31, 2025

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024