Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

happy personality but sad soul

Socially awesome but awkwardly finding yourself non existing when you're alone

I have a happy personality but sad soul dont ask for my opinion.

by Gzus1011 December 31, 2022

Sad tourist

Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.

Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.

by Tokenship December 29, 2020

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

sad

joe mama on tusedays

damn thats sad

by sugar daddyyyy February 7, 2020

Sadness Junkie

Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.

Another celebrity died and all the sadness junkies are out in full effect.

by Riot Craig October 4, 2017

sad

when danTDM died in his hardcore world

sad

by ytejytyrhsesgtrhkdtrjhsetetjku April 10, 2021