mike shinota

a member of the group linkin park who has yet to decide whether or not he'd rather rap or rock

by hm... bite me May 1, 2003

Mike George Syndrome

A short fat 24 year old male. He lives with his parents and has no job or drivers license. Yet he takes pilot lessons and tells girls he is a pilot. His uncle invented the question mark and paper clip. The Mike George claims he has three majors but isn't enrolled in any school.

girl: Hey i like your shoes
M. George: My uncle invented them!
girl: No he didnt you must have mike george syndrome!

by wutangbee November 1, 2010

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

MIKE JONES

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

by brantley010 November 7, 2007

Charlie Mike

A slang term used among current or ex-Military pot smokers, to describe cotton mouth.

Can we get some drinks? I've got a killer case of Charlie Mike

by Ed E. Haskell March 29, 2009

Mike's Hot Honey

Mike's Hot Honey is a slang term that refers to an electrifying and tantalizing combination of passion, charm and irresistible allure. It's when someone possesses an intense and scorching personality.

Whenever she enters a room, she got that Mike's Hot Honey" personality, drawing people in like a magnet.

by Scbonez November 3, 2023

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013