Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

Jackson

he is an overweight jerk with huge balls

oh no! here comes Jackson!

by Bruther killer May 20, 2022

Jackson

a gang banger of minors

oh that Jackson guy was caught gang banging minors

by BlackMamba2412 February 1, 2023

resi-jackson

smoking the resin of marijuana left in your bowl.

"Yeah, i am out of weed. But, ima still be hitting resi-jackson like it's the series in '77."

by deathofdreams April 20, 2009

jackson buser

the ugliest human being ever

omg did you see jackson buser
yeah you mean ugly

by emanajhd December 12, 2019

kyra jackson

Kyra Jackson is the most beautifully person in the world and every boy will ask her out in her school because see it so pretty

OMG Is that Kyra Jackson
I want to be a Kyra Jackson when I grow up

by La'shay March 17, 2017

Jackson

A total weirdo who goes to the bathroom 24/7 and somehow gets sick every week

jackson is very weird

by Desk:) August 22, 2022