Box truck

A box shaped vehicle commonly used by moving companies,and shipping companies often seen near ship channels,back of stores,and other industrial complexs.
Random person:WHAT A FUCKING HOOPTY!
Me:GO PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC it's a Box truck would you also like to be ran over by my box truck?
by The2Wiredproductions July 10, 2010
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TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot
I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.
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truck boatin

When you eat the booty and pussy at the same time
I went truck boatin on her last night
by Bat12312Man August 03, 2019
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Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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Fordd truck

A ford truck is a moving hazard and is the true definition of junk. If your looking to walk everywhere u go or bang your cousin it’s for u
Fordd truck are for the gays
by Jrod yankme January 12, 2020
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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 09, 2022
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Truck trap

When a girl drives and makes you leave your truck in driveway to show she had a man over!
Bro she tried to truck trap me last night so i parked elsewhere and rode with somebody else to her house.
by Bruhtoh January 27, 2019
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