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Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
I received a great Sloppy Dallas from Soup the other day.
by TheMaxi October 16, 2020
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Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.
Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes
by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018
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Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
"Bro, she gave me a mad sloppy Dallas last night"
by Joe Lato October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
*In country accent* I get over here sister and give me a sloppy Dallas
by Lompert October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

Receiving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Got wasted with my cousin Tiffany the other night and convinced her to give me a sloppy Dallas
by Goatanist October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
by RyButtnik October 5, 2023
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Sloppy poppin'

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.
My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.
by Cole AJ Man January 5, 2023
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