Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

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payment paper

A pay check.

Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.

by eddieboy1 400 March 11, 2010

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rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

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Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010

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Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

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Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

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