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Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face
by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025
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Malibu Blast

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after
by Dave Roth February 11, 2024
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Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you
"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"
by zzburg May 9, 2019
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
by lump420 July 13, 2019
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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