Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.

Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”

by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025

Blasting

Being loud and obnoxious; causing chaos; similar to throwing a fit

AWH Nick, you’re blasting!

by imyurmum December 4, 2025

Blast the bird

To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off

Credit- Alex. S

"I just had to blast The bird rq" "Man if you dont shut up Ima give you a bird blaster"

by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025

Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat

Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.

by LowRado07 December 30, 2025

Bentonville Blast

When a man is getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet with the bidet spraying into his ass and right before he finishes, he stands up allowing the bidet to spray onto the woman's face while he simultaneously ejaculates onto her face.

Yeah dude, I was using the bidet on my ass after taking a shit and she just came up to me and started giving me head, so when I was ready to cum, I stood up and gave her the Bentonville Blast.

by JoeTanglewood January 3, 2026

dirty baja blast

(1) A sexual act performed specifically on a sandy beach where a penis having person fucks their partner from behind. The penis haver, before orgasming, says, "I gonna baja blast!" Then ejaculates onto their partners back while simultaneously dumping seawater, being contained nearby, onto the individuals back as well.

(2) a limited time online exclusive drink at taco bell; a baja blast with vanilla sweet cream

"Did you and Eric have fun camping at the beach last night?"

"Oh yeah we did! He even gave me a Dirty Baja Blast"

"Which kind?"

"Both"

by Elbis February 3, 2025

dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning

"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"

by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025