Noodling

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy

Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

noodles

cooked noodles

it's a lot of cooked noodles out here

by memejohn February 8, 2022

Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

Libby Noodles

Libby noodles is a nickname for Libby she is a very kind sweet and loyal girl Libby is very beautiful if you are lucky to have a Libby in your life never let go of her and NEVER break a libbys heart she will get her way back at you Libby is a great friend and very flirty towards boys Libby will grow up to be great with a boy friend who respects her don’t mess with a Libby !

Ex bf : I’m sorry I broke up with you date me again we made a great couple

Libby Noodles : thank you next , bitch!

by Charlotte369 March 26, 2019

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016