Noah

noah is a cool person he’s always very chill but short tempered he likes weird people (like me) and woman hes super straight but supports and he is supper sus he makes deez nutz jokes all the time and just made one tbh he ever cuts his hair and thinks he’s awesome cause he’s suddenly taller then me he likes the maurauders and kins James Potter he simps for hermione and secretly he simps for harry to hes always gaming and talking to his sus friends and they joke about kissing and slapping each others asses (very funny haha ) he hates annoying people and pretends to be perfect (hes gay /nj)

cyanna: hey Noah what’s up
Noah: oh im just dragging

Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Noah

Lord of everything. Beater of booty and a haver of a 30 inch penis

Damn he has a big noah

by agerias February 17, 2019

Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

Noah

Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.

Noah loves tackling others.

by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022

Noah

Great friend and always tells secrets

Noah told my secret I am mad

by Emorcool February 26, 2023

noah arthur brown

a ginger man that skates

you know noah arthur brown, yeah he skates

by penislov3r69 April 10, 2020

Noah

That a-hole kid in your class that always tries every way he can to annoy the hell outta you.

"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"

by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021