mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

islantic mountain water

A FCUKING SCAM FROM ICELAND

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water

by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022

Lookout mountain

Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines

Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?

Angela: no I don’t want to have sex

by May be jenny may not be September 29, 2022

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022