A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Katie

A beautiful and amazing woman that is blessed

and loved by John and and she has good taste

I love you Katie marie

by anonymous December 8, 2025

Katy

A character I created for a discord server she's a New Jersey Transit F40ph but catgirl but she's extremely stupid

"This is Katy she's stupid"

"I just hurt Katy'

"KATY IS DROWNING IN NEWARK BAY" - me 2025

by TheKatyKreator December 12, 2025

Katy Texas

The flattest place on the planet. there is absolutely nothing here. also please fund our schools. They are playing keyword soggy biscuit in our bathrooms. my bathroom.

Josh: I live in Katy Texas
Mike: please leave

by anonymous December 17, 2025

Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

Katie Whittaker-Tice

A person of indeterminate amounts of knowledge and beauty

That person is so incredible they are almost Katie Whittaker-Tice.

Their stature is almost that of Katie Whittaker-Tice

by Rover123 January 27, 2025

Katie

A friendly and unreal girl who is walking on this earth and cannot be stopped whatsoever, she's a loyal girl and you're a lucky guy, she will fight for she cares about. A rare gem who is worth billions. The most contagious laugh you have ever heard, She has a golden heart and protects others, she is pure and like and untouched goddess, don't fool her though, she is beyond her age, she is wise and should've gotten more screen time in life but she still made a big impact, talk to a Katie, they will help you get better overtime, she's a keeper, her eyes are like diamonds when they shine and her smile is like candy, sweet and everybody wants it.

"She's so precious, the way she talks, acts and walks just divine"
"Who's she?"
"Katie"

by strawberrydarlingssss February 8, 2025