Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

jizz packing

When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed

My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch

by randomcarrot January 16, 2023

Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

jizz

the white '"yummy" stuff that comes out of a girls pussy and a boys dick

i ate his jizz last night...i ate millions of babies

by mwmidi March 16, 2021

Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.

Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024

Jizz

Not your thing

“That is so not my jizz”

by Jake2364 November 26, 2022