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Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night
Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?
by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022
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Jizz

Another word for when a man ejaculates
Wow i got jizz all over my bed sheets!
by Tits are pretty August 11, 2021
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022
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pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.
I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz
by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010
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jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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