The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
by WickedNoone October 10, 2016
Get the microsoft momentmug. Commuter 1: Hey? Do I know you from somewhere?
Commuter 2: Ummm.. hey yeah! You're that guy who stole my bike a week ago.
Commuter 1: Oh that was your bike?Well, you shouldn't be to mad because I only rode a block before that thing gave out and i sprang my wrist.
Commuter 1: Ha! well it was old...
Commuter 2 : This feels like a sundrea moment.
Commuter 2: Ummm.. hey yeah! You're that guy who stole my bike a week ago.
Commuter 1: Oh that was your bike?Well, you shouldn't be to mad because I only rode a block before that thing gave out and i sprang my wrist.
Commuter 1: Ha! well it was old...
Commuter 2 : This feels like a sundrea moment.
by lookwhaticando April 6, 2013
Get the sundrea momentmug. We walked away from each other, and just as I turned back to catch a last look at him, he did the same and we caught each other's eyes and smiled. It was a total Hollywood Moment, just like out of a movie!
by funnie03 March 17, 2012
Get the Hollywood Momentmug. A nigga moment is defined as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male causing them to act in an illogical,self-destructive manner i.e like a nigga.
Source: Huey Freeman
The Boondocks Sn1 Ep05
Source: Huey Freeman
The Boondocks Sn1 Ep05
by Malcolm Hashiyume September 23, 2020
Get the A nigga momentmug. a particular moment that is hilariously innapropriate, awkwardly timed and ridiculously offensive. Quite rare, possibly possibly only a myth.
kirby moment:
"will you scratch my nipples?"
"Funny thing about my nipples is that they're located on my cock.."
"will you scratch my nipples?"
"Funny thing about my nipples is that they're located on my cock.."
by LOUDNOISES1 July 7, 2009
Get the Kirby momentmug. Something your annoying friends say to you and your girlfriend everytime either one of you is mentioned in a conversation by the other
by The Fumbling Banker November 26, 2019
Get the Crain momentmug. Elijah: "What are you doing?"
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."
by xinese April 19, 2021
Get the Robert Momentmug.