earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024

Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes

Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes

by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.

I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.

by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023

Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

Pipe runner

Good with pipes (lays the pipe)

Big john is a pipe runner

by Giggggggg January 11, 2018