Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
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Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch
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bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.
Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.
by Joe patma crouch October 08, 2007
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take a nigga bacon we goin live
"take a nigga bacon we goin live"
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