Ear Biter

Caden, Vic, Patrick, Branson, and Ming.

To be a fucking idiot, love you guys tho

"Did you see that shit Caden did? He's such an ear biter"

by LuftwaffeBlitz May 19, 2018

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!

by Drewisms October 03, 2021

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022

ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins

person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter”

by sillystupidgirl47 April 22, 2025

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 04, 2014