i aint no mack 

when lightning McQueen was fucked up in route 66

or

do not want to get involve

example
Matter : u want drugs?
McQueen: i aint no mack

i aint no mack by noshitkendrick December 29, 2016

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded by teori April 3, 2022

i have reached maximum boredom

You have😃

I have reached maximum boredom and defined this

i have reached maximum boredom by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard 

"Max it out hard" is when you commit an extreme act of any kind, and immediately follow up with a tenfold or even more extreme action.( Thomas Duncan Penland. Dec. 5,2011.)

jerry: so did you hook up with that bitch last night bro?
roger: yeah, and i totally came in her face, and then i spit in her mouth. haha
jerry: you just max'ed it out hard bro!

"M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard"

Bitch.

M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard by waffletwats December 5, 2011

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions 

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions by VincentGo! November 27, 2022

I don't think im ready for a realtionship 

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

I don't think im ready for a realtionship by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022

Can I have yo mathematics? 

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

Can I have yo mathematics? by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011