Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
by Vllllll December 01, 2023
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!
by Ease of definition November 22, 2017
Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012
The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:
1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.
See also jackhammering
1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.
See also jackhammering
by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022
"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"
by johnnyversace August 15, 2018
An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024